Now that dick pics have become a staple of the American Internet diet, it is no longer acceptable to be posting lo-fi, poorly lit pics of your junk; bros, it’s time to elevate your dick pic game. Thankfully, there is now a Tumblr dedicated to the earnest criticism of nether-region photography: It’s called Critique My Dick Pic, and according to the mission statement (yes, there is one), the dick pic critic will "be ruthlessly honest when it comes to things like angles, lighting & general tone. i’m trying to help you improve, because in all likelihood your dick pics are artless & dull."
But not to worry, bros, there’s no size shaming here. All dick pics will be critiqued with love. "i’m never going to shame you about the size of your dick or what it looks like; i’m not about that life." Yes. That life. The dick-shaming life. Anyway, there it is. Elevate your crotch art, and all will finally be right with the world, because the Internet has finally found its true purpose.